Uma simples encomenda...

Vejam a seguir uma troca de e-mails com um gajo na Inglaterra. Tenham em conta que em média passaram 3 dias entre um mail meu e a respectiva resposta.
Sou eu que sou parvo e impaciente ou será que este gajo não tem cérebro? Digam-me vocês...

ORNLOK:

Hail!

Do you still have the Code LP for sale? If so, which version, also still from the 50-copy series?

Thx

NECROTERROR RECORDS:

Hi,

both edition available

cheers

p.s the die hard is 2 kilos heavy

ORNLOK:

Right. Then I want one of the die hard version and one of the normal version.
Please tell me how much it will cost in total (shipment to Europe) and give me the bank-account number where I can transfer the cash to.
Thanks!

NECROTERROR RECORDS:

thanks for the order, i will contact you for shipping after 2 days , as tomorow i will be out from nicosia

cheers

ORNLOK:

So, can you tell me the exact price and your bank account number?

Thx

NECROTERROR RECORDS:

Hi, are talking for 1 die hard and 1 normal ???

cheers

ORNLOK:

That’s right

ORNLOK (passado mais uma semana):

So could you answer my questions please?

Thx

NECROTERROR RECORDS:

Hi,

code die hard 40 euro

postage: 21.00 euro sal (very slow)

air: 25.00

ems:28.00 (very fast and register)

you can choise any of the above

ORNLOK:

Not only the die hard version, I also want 1 normal version!
How much will this all be?

NECROTERROR RECORDS:

(aqui resolveu enviar-me um e-mail sem nada escrito)

ORNLOK:

???????

ORNLOK (passado mais uns dias sem resposta):

Ok, I'll try it one last time:

I want 1 Code die hard version and 1 Code normal LP version. How much will this cost me (including the shipment)?

NECROTERROR RECORDS:

Hi,

code die hard 40 euro

postage: 21.00 euro sal (very slow)

air: 25.00

ems:28.00 (very fast and register)

you can choise any of the above

ORNLOK:

Jesus fucking christ are you a fucking retard???!!
I told you 1000 times already I WANT ALSO THE NORMAL VERSION!!! 2 FUCKING LP'S!!!! Can't you fucking read?? Or don't you want to sell me the LP's??
Nevermind. If it's so hard to make an order at this label, then keep your sodding LP's, this is ridiculous.

NECROTERROR RECORDS:

sorry i am stubid, i can not read

if you still want them at 10 euro for a norlal one

sorry sir, please forgive me